To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of crap.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Crap
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink Wine and talk stupid,
than to drink Water and be full of Shit.